03:51pm, 03/12/10

Spence

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My Bio by Spence

My boss has instructed me to write a bio to tell you, the KLUC listener, more about me, Spence, and my multi-faceted personality. I, frankly, think the concept is a giant load of crap. The last thing you need in your life is more useless, innocuous facts about some no talent ass clown on the radio. So, I will tell you this…I love guns. I have one on me at all times. My house is a virtual fortress…and yes, I WILL shoot you. So, mind yer business. Additionally, I have starred in several adult features…next time at the Adult Super Store check for my work under the following stage names: Kobe Beef, Rod Zilla, Manaconda, Bone Appetite, Monty Python, or Sir Loin.

All I can say is make sure you plan ahead to celebrate Spencemas on Tuesday, December 2^nd and that coming soon your chance to join the congregation of the Church of Spencetology. If you'd like to e-mail me hit me up at spence@kluc.com or don't. Ya think I give a rat's ass?

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