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Rebel Be BYU
UNLV beat Utah to advance to the next round of the Mountain West Conference Tournament against nemesis BYU. Here's the newest version of "Rebel Be."
Rebel Be
Here is the Utah version of "Rebel Be" as UNLV's Runnin' Rebels head into conference play Thursday night at the T&M. Go Rebels!
Spence's Phone Scam
Lauren takes over and rips it with a great scam about placing a personal ad...old school style...like in the classifieds in the newspaper.
It's Friday!
Be honest. You don't like your job and you like your boss even less. If that's you, rejoice in this original song from Spence titled, "It's Friday."
Craigslist Poetry Corner
Some want the "Casual Encounters" section eliminated from craigslist. We say, "NO!" First of all, it can be very funny...AND...sometimes it's poetic.
Don Cheadle
Don's in "Brooklyn's Finest" with Richard Gere, Ethan Hawke & Wesley Snipes. He stopped in to chat with the Zoo.
How Do I Get There?
You can live in Vegas for years and still struggle on how to get to certain places. Lauren still struggles with getting to the Hard Rock. How about you?
Spence's Phone Scam
Justin Bieber's birthday was on March 1st...and Spence has got a fever...a Bieber Fever.
Lauren's Dirty @ Thirty
President Clinton called Tiger Woods...who's on the new cast of "Dancing with the Stars"...Leno's not-so-funny return to late night & Zac Efron's all wet.
Frank Caliendo
He performs at the Monte Carlo and we absolutely love him. Hear Laruen play "Tapout" as he answers each question in a different character voice.
Spence's Phone Scam
Here's the question. If you don't use it, do you lose it? Listen and find out.
Dirty @ Thirty Friday 2/26
Simon's engaged...Miley gets undressed...and Kirstie Alley's booty call all with Friday's edition of Lauren's "Dirty @ Thirty."
Spence's Phone Scam
We miss Crank Yankers...so, it's always nice to bring 'em back. Have you heard about "Ho Tossing?" Ludacris will tell ya.
Dirty @ Thirty 02/25
What's the latest in the celebrity world? Lauren fills you in at 6:30, 7:30 & 8:30 with the Dirty @ Thirty.
Cut or Not Cut
Is it appropriate for a woman to ask a man if he is cut...you know...down there? We had a listener who is horrified by the uncut and wants to know what the etiquette is.
How to Play Curling
All that's ever on from Vancouver and the Winter Olympics is friggin' Curling. The worst part is that most of humanity has no idea what the hell they're doing. So, in song, Spence explains.
Foreclosure Bulldozer
Terry Hoskins of Moscow, Ohio was going to lose his house to foreclosure. So, rather than the bank taking it...Terry bulldozed it. Maybe he hired this company.
60 Seconds with Spence
Who was the only person to go one-on-one with Tiger Woods following his internationally televised apology? Spence, duh! Hear his exclusive salacious interview.
Spence's Phone Scam
President Obama has made a couple of disparaging remarks about our fine city. So, on Soundboard Friday we used the president to call a local pub.
Sex Addict
I don't know if Tiger Woods is addicted to sex or not. It seems that most pro athletes are. Here's a parody of David Guetta's "Sexy Chick."
Too Fat to Fly
As you know director Kevin Smith ("Chasing Amy," "Clerks," "Mallrats") was booted off a flight for his weight. Here's the final word, in song.
The Winter Olympics Suck
Let's be honest...cross country skiing, curling...really? Imma wait until the real Olympics...in the summer of 2012.
Shar Jackson
We found out that when Shar got on the bus for VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club" is when it was revealed that her ex Kevin Federline was also on the show. Hear our exclusive chat.
Spence's Phone Scam
In honor of President's Day, Spence called some real life Abe Lincoln's, George Washington's and Thomas Jefferson's.
Spence's Rejected Valentine's Songs
If you want to make sure that your sweetheart hates you and guarantee that you get no nay nay this Valentine's Day, sing her one of these songs.
Don't Date John Mayer
By now you know about the infamous John Mayer \"Playboy\" article. If his comments were not enough, here are more reasons to not date John Mayer.
Carlos Mencia Part 2
Carlos suggested that it was time to get rid of Valentines Day because it only benefits women.
Carlos Mencia Part 1
Carlos hung out in studio and talked about his show at the T.I. and complained about the Mystere clowns.
Spence's Phone Scam
Spence fumbles around on the piano and is lousy on the guitar, however, he shreds on the mouth guitar. Hear all about it.
Spence's Phone Scam
Most, if not all, of Indiana is in mourning following the Colts Super Bowl loss to the Saints. Enter Spence, certified grief counselor.
The Who is Old
Ever since Janet & Justin's "Nipplegate," the Super Bowl only has ancient halftime talent as to not O-ffend. Here's some rehearsal audio from The Who in preparation for their SB show.
Fresno
Men's Health has announced that Fresno, CA is the "Drunkest City in America." We know we have tons of Central Valley transplants...so, good on you, Fresburg! BTW, Reno was #2, Vegas was #11.
Jimmy Fallon
As far as he knows, he's the host of "Late Night" and will be at 12:30 for the forseeable future. He answers all the questions you want to know about Leno v. Conan.
Spence's Phone Scam
Have you seen the newest Staples ad? It's with a guy who walks through the store and exclaims, "Wow! That's a low price!" Now, Spence's version.
Spence's Phone Scam
Kimberly was in an accident that was clearly the other guy's fault...or was it? Her buddy Andrea turned Spence loose on her.
iTampon
Apple unveiled it's new tablet computer, iPad. It kinda sounds like a feminine product, don't it? Inspired by Twitter's trending topics we present the iTampon.
Wanda Sykes
Man, she's busy. She has her late night thing weekends on Fox, "The New Adventures of Old Christine" and new babies.
Spence's Phone Scam
Never, and I mean, never pay full price for a hotel room, especially if you have the "Priceline Negotiator" on your team.
JC Chasez
The 5th season of "America's Best Dance Crew" is kicking off...so, the former NSync'r talked to the Zoo.
Balls on the Ground
You wanna know the real reason why the Vikings lost to the Saints on Sunday? Gen. Larry Platt will tell you.
What Conan Could Do
We all feel bad that Conan O'Brien is out of a job. Spence had some ideas for ways Conan could occupy his free time.
Spence's Phone Scam
Stacy e-mailed the Zoo with a Phone Scam request. Seems her fiance's expensive watch is broken. We tell him it's a fake...and he loses his mind.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
What a great guy. He's starring in "The Tooth Fairy." Dwayne's visits to Vegas these days are a bit different than back in the day.
Nick Lachey
If you've wondered where Nick Lachey has been, well, he's been producing MTV's "Taking the Stage" and following his Bearcats.
Justin Bieber
His new single "Baby" featuring Ludacris is selling like crazy on iTunes. The Zoo's 15 year-old little brother called to check in.
Snooki & JWOWW
Jersey Shore has taken over the world. (Notice the random fist pumps around the office) Snooki and J-WOWW hung out with the Zoo!
Spence's Phone Scam
So, you're on the "don't call list." But what happens if the telemarketers get the list they're not supposed to have and start calling you?!?!
Pants on the Ground Remix
You know what Jay-Z and Alicia Keys need? General Larry Platt. That's right. Here's our exclusive "Pants on the Ground-Empire State of Mind" remix.
Fantasia
The winner of American Idol season 3, Fantasia, joined us to talk about her new VH1 docu-series "Fantasia for Real."
Spence's Phone Scam
He's perfect for your kid's next birthday party. He's Ping Pong the Clown and he does amazing things with ping pong balls.
American Idol Hater Theme
So, you're not a fan of American Idol. Spence has created your theme song.
Michelle Monaghan
You've seen her in "Eagle Eye," "Made of Honor," and "Heartbreak Kid." You'll find out her fave rap song and what she wears to bed as Lauren taps her out.
News of the Obvious
Mark McGwire admitted that he used steroids. Really? Who didn't know this? So, our first edition of "News of the Obvious." See the video on ZooTV.
Dave Hall
Lauren has confessed that she has become a cyber-stalker of Fox 5's Dave Hall. Dave was flattered and thrilled that Chet & Spence weren't stalking him as well.
Tera Patrick
The #1 Adult Entertainer in the world, Tera Patrick hung with the Zoo. There's a show on the Strip in the future for the Summerlin local.
Spence's Phone Scam
Leslie really wants her son, Devon, to go to private school. What happens when he completely bombs the admissions test?
Spence's Phone Scam
Times is tough so you gotta do what you gotta do. Lauren even tried to sell her milk. True.
Moustache
Here is Spence's tribute to the 'stache. 2010 is the Year of the Moustache. Pass it on.
Spence's Phone Scam
Can you make out if you have braces? Spence and Lauren explore the topic.
Spence's Phone Scam
Forever, Jenny has dreamed about going on a Party Cruise. Now, that she's 21 that dream is going to come true. Or is it?
Thank God it's 2010
It's a kluc.com EXCLUSIVE. Spence is thankful we've made it to '10. In song he remembers what a crappy, yet memorable year 2009 was for the rich and famous.
Santa Bring My Soldier Home
It's a band called The Stunners. The song pays tribute to the men and women that keep us safe. Our imaging director John James added some special local flavor.
Stick
In these tough economic times you have to find toys for the kids that are affordable. Not everyone can afford a Wii...but everyone can afford "Stick."
Sean Kingston
Although not quite 21 yet, Sean Kingston will be ringing in 2010 here in Vegas along with Eva Longoria, Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra.
Toy Drive in Review
It went for 12 days. So, there's a chance you missed out on a bit of the tingle. Here's a review from start to finish of Toy Drive!
Wayne Newton
He still is and will always be the only true "Mr. Las Vegas." For the first time in Toy Drive history, Wayne Newton called in his support.
Jay Sean
He's become a big friend of the show with his hits "Down" and "Do You Remember?" Jay Sean made sure to do his part and call in support of Toy Drive
Criss Angel
The Mindfreak himself made his second annual appearance at Toy Drive. Criss Angel brought the magic with him; a check for $10,000!!!! See his show \"Believe\" at the Luxor.
Jennifer Lopez
J-Lo called in on Day #9 of Toy Drive. She's got a new single out and sounds incredibly happy. She talked about her stumble on the American Music Awards. Hear her funny explanation.
Jason Segel
You know him from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," "How I Met Your Mother" and "I Love You, Man." He's opening for Maroon 5 on New Years Eve. Jason called in to support Toy Drive.
T-Pain
We turned T-Pain out at the 2007 VMA's in LA with everyone's best friend the Patron. T-Pain called in to voice his support for Toy Drive.
T-Pain Ruins Christmas
Here's a holiday album that you should probably avoid. 2009 has been the year of auto-tune and T-Pain uses it, like he always does, to destroy Xmas songs.
Jay Leno
He's a regular at the Mirage and called in to support Toy Drive with tickets to his show for bike donations. Plus, hear his great Tiger Woods joke. Classic.
Throw it in the Sack
You laughed out loud at Halloween's "Throw it in the Bag," and ate up Thanksgiving's "Throw it on My Plate." Now, just in time for Christmas it's "Throw it in the Sack."
Why We Do Toy Drive
Marquita called to say that last year she donated to Toy Drive. This year, however, she's asked for help. Listen in. This is why we do Toy Drive
Toy Drive Day #2
Walmart made the single largest donation in the 11 years of Toy Drive dropping off a big check totalling $50,000!!! Hear the amazing audio.
Miley Cyrus Part 1
Backstage at the T&M, Lauren went one-on-one with Miley Cyrus.
I'm Screwed
Tiger's voicemail sounds even better when you add Spence and a slight lyrical change to a Stevie Wonder classic. It's "I Just Called to Say that I'm Screwed."
Miley Cyrus Part 2
In segment two, Lauren plays Tapout with Miley including a question that we were later told to remove from the interview. Try and guess what that question was.
Mr. Telephone Man
Tiger ratted himself out by making a serious rookie move and leaving a voicemail on one of his skank's phones. So, why not celebrate his mistake with the help of New Edition.
Lady GaGa
She and Kanye are coming to Mandalay Bay on October 13th. GaGa's a little out there. Listen how her VMA costume bleeds on its own and her love for Kermit & now Miss Piggy.
60 Seconds with Spence
No media outlet was able to spend any amount of time with Tiger Woods following his mysterious Florida car crash...nobody, that is, except Spence.
Spence's Phone Scam
On the heels of the Pittsburgh Steelers loss to the Chicago Bears, Spence, with guitar, decided to torment a bartender at a Steel Town joint.
Spence's Phone Scam
Turkeys are good eats. It's true. Some, however, are not down with the consumption of poultry. Spence calls a Turkey Farm and goes all PETA. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dane Cook
He's back in town for two shows at the Joint October 9th & 10th. He comments on Kanye and on Jessica Simpson's dog being eaten by a coyote.
Throw It On My Plate
For Halloween we parodied Fab's "Throw it in the Bag." Made sense...a Thanksgiving version, maybe not. Hear "Throw it on my Plate"
Justin Timberlake on Kanye
What was Justin's take on Kanye West's behavior during the VMA's? Well, he referenced what his grandfather told him as a young boy.
A Very Very Very Merry Spencemas
There are only a few, precious shopping days 'til Spencemas. Check Morning Zoo Records' third edition of classic Spencemas carols.
Justin Timberlake
He's hosting a PGA Tour event at TPC Summerlin, a concert at Mandlay all to benefit Shriners Hospital. JT also comments on Kanye's outburst at the VMA's.
Spence's Phone Scam
There's a natural order to the holidays. You decorate for Halloween...then Thanksgiving...then Christmas. Don't skip over Txgiving...got it?
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